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Fucking Horny

My pussy is so wet and all i can do is watch porn and diddle my clit
but i need my lover's cock, his yummy thick manliness in my cunt
I'm so wet and slippery...
Im a Sexaholic I need my muff munched the right way by a real man a sexy papi

Dec. 18th, 2008

Hey Im trying to be a writer and I have a link. I may not have a lot of stories but PLZ!!! read and comment on them PLEZZ






hey everyone im back
Dairy Queen used to be Dairy King until I made it my bitch. I eat the toy that comes in the Happy Meal. For a brief time, I stole the letter F from the alphabet. That is why we have words like photo and phase. I do not "drop it like it's hot." To suggest anything would be to hot for me to handle is laughable. Onions do not make me cry. I make onions shit themselves. Superman has a pair of pajamas with my image on them. Crop circles are my way of telling the world that sometimes corn just needs to lie the fuck down. I am not lactose intolerant. I just refuse to put up with lactose's shit. I can divide by zero. I am the reason Waldo is hiding. I played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun ... and won. I was the guy who shot Bambi's mother. When I do pushups, I don't push myself up. Rather, I push the earth down. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet to be sure I am not there. I am not afraid of the dark ... the dark is afraid of me. I am not hung like a horse ... horses are hung like me. Need to know more? Ask me.
Hi to all that may read


this is my life
its not what it was before
all these feelings i've shared
and these are my dreams
that i'd never lived before
somebody shake me
'cause i
i must be sleeping

now that we're here,
it's so far away
all the struggle we thought was in vain
all the mistakes,
one life contained
they all finally start to go away
now that we're here its so far away
and i feel like i can face the day i can forgive
and i'm not ashamed to be the person that i am today

these are my words
that i've never said before
i think i'm doing okay
and this is the smile
that i've never shown before

somebody shake me 'cause i
i must be sleeping


i'm so afraid of waking
please don't shake me
afraid of waking
please don't shake me


The Prayer of Erzsebet

the prayer of Elizabeth Bathory:

Help me, O Clouds.
O Clouds, stay by me.
Let no harm come to me.
Let me remain healthy and invincible.

Send, O send, you powerful Clouds, ninety cats.
I command you, O King of the Cats, I pray you.
May you gather them together,
even if you are in the mountains,
or on the waters,
or on the roofs,
or on the other side of the ocean.
May these ninety cats appear to tear and destroy
the hearts
of kings and princes,
And in the same way
the hearts
of teachers and judges,
so they shall harm me not.

Holy Trinity, protect me.

20 wayS

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a
serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
"Rock Bottom".
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called Therapy.